Monday, September 25, 2006

Crass Marketing....

"Thank You Aunty...Thank You Uncle"-rings the sweet voice of a kid when a lady picks up a Saffola (hope I got the name right) oil packet, and the announcer declares that for every packet of Saffola bought the company would donate a rupee to Children's Heart surgery. Somehow I was revolted by the idea of selling a product on a sentimental value instead of any value-add to the customer. It was like saying, if you pick up any other brand you would be ignoring the voices of these children. If the company wants to do charity it should go ahead and do it. It is very cheap to make charity a selling point! Also I firmly beleive that any product should be sold on the strength of its value to the customer, and the differentiation it offers from other brands...but this add never talks about any of that...it just says you buy our oil and we will do charity in your name. Disgusting.

Then again there are those who argue that there are a hundreds of companies which do nothing about charity, atleast here is one which is trying to help and wants to make a buck on the way so it could be a win-win. I still cannot buy that argument.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

The Toy House stole my heart!

It is difficult to watch a Telugu movie. Not because of the loud noise that is so characteristic of every song, not because of the songs with damsels in multi-colored apparels dancing around a rotund hero, not even because of the antics the hero attempts (supported by some really poor graphics)-but mainly because the characters in the movie are all so forgettable-noone quite sticks to you once you are out of the theater! Ofcourse I do not claim to be an expert in Telugu movies nor do I decree that every Telugu movie is of the same genre, lets say all Telugu movies that I have watched fell in this category-until this one!

I jumped at the chance to watch "Bommarillu" (approximately meaning Toy House or கொலு in Tamil) simply because I was tired and wanted to let my brain go numb for a while-what better recipe to do that than a Telugu movie! Boy was I mistaken! The movie held me in rapt attention right from the word Go. "Love makes life beautiful"-is the caption of the movie and the director, Genelia PrakashRaj and Sidharth really make the movie beautiful.

I will not reveal the story here-but it is about a boy who reels under his strict father and lives a double life, playing the obedient son at home and being ranting rebel outside. Enter Genelia, who wins him over with her innocence. and the same innocence is so repulsive to Sidharth's 'obedient' side. Who wins in the end and how is told in a very interesting sequence of events!

Genelia, fills the screen with her presence. That the director could have conceived such a character and brought her alive with Gene is so amazing. For the first time we really see what a talented actress she is. Picture of innocence, then a bundle of emotions (one scene where she breaks up with Sidharth, she dominates the audience totally!). Prakash Raj is setting new standards with every movie! Very few actors are endowed with such incredible natural reactions, you just love this fellow for the ease with which he plays the role! Sidharth too plays a very mature role and peaks in climax.

Now coming to the real reason for this post-Hasini (Genelia), WoW what a character! You really have to see her to beleive it. Such a bubbly charm, such a child-like innocence, such unbeleivable straight-forwardness! She is called "Bommarillu" in a song and this toy house really stole my heart!

Friday, August 4, 2006

The Trip

Bala was anxious to get home. He was returning from his first trip away from parents and was so anxious to tell amma all about it.

Bala was in fifth standard, apple of his mother’s eye, average in studies, a bit below average in sports, but with a gentle heart that drew all his classmates and even many seniors to him naturally. His circle of friends was pretty big so to say and every cricket match, every school excursion, every gathering of debaters on topics ranging from the nagging social teacher to practical solutions for Indo-Pak problems, would include Bala. So it was one of these friends from a senior batch who decided that they would go on a tour to Kodaikanal for two days over a weekend. Bala of course was included in the plans by default and he too went along without worrying too much about how exactly he was going to convince his parents for this.

Father wouldn’t hear about it-“Bala, you can go anywhere when you a bit elder, not now. You can’t manage on your own for two days! I will take you to Tirupparankunram instead this weekend.”

It was his amma who helped him out here-“We can go to Tirupparankunram any day. Kodaikkanal is beautiful this time of the year and it is just 5 hours from here. Also you can give him your cellphone for the two days. I know Vignesh very well; he told me his father has arranged accommodation at his own guest house. How else will he learn to be independent?” His father shook his head observing Bala closely as if wondering how a kid so diminutive in size could be let go so far away from sight. But amma always had a way of reasoning with father which he could never refuse. And so it was decided after a lot of debate that Bala was to go to Kodaikkanal.

“Give him food for the journey and enough money to purchase a return ticket. Don’t put all the money in one pocket, he might lose it. Distribute it in the bag purse and shirt pocket and you, Bala, don’t go spending like crazy I want you to keep an account of how much you spend and where. Call me once you reach there and again call us in the night from the cellphone. Keep the cell safe in your pant pocket; don’t drop it from the top of the mountain!”-Father was now giving instructions to Amma and Bala as she packed three sets of dresses in two neat layers in his suitcase-his own suitcase-Bala felt such elation when his father gave him the black suitcase and said with a smile-“Keep this suitcase for yourself from now on wherever we go.”

“Don’t worry pa, Bala will be a good boy, wont you Bala?” she asked with the twinkle in her eyes that Bala loved so much!

“Of course amma!”

And off he went to the tour and now as the van was entering the foothills near the village called Vathalagundu, he felt the blast of hot air for the first time in the last two days! “Why cant the whole world be like Kodaikkanal, whoever asked God to make sunlight so hot!”

Slowly his thoughts wandered to the conversation with his amma that was going to take place in a few hours. He always enjoyed talking to her. Every time he told her something, she would really listen, comment at appropriate places and ask the right questions. He would never feel the day complete without telling her all the stories that happened in school. He often wondered how she always found his stories interesting while father either asked him questions that made him uncomfortable or was too tired from work to listen to him, but that’s what fathers are meant to do he told himself, work all day at office, take him out on weekends and decide on important matters. Amma was different though, she was meant to listen to his stories, feed him at the right time and plead with him when the curry was not one among his favorites and of course sing lullabies at night.

Now he was having an internal conversation with her in his mind, deciding on what things he would tell her. He cried both nights missing her lullabies, but he wouldn’t tell her that. Also he would let go the parts where he went boating on the lake in spite of father’s stern warnings not to do it. He visited so many places-he had noted down the names so he would remember later. Vignesh and other seniors, though almost ten years elder to him were so kind and helpful. The bathroom in the guest house was not that great though, maybe they didn’t use the pungent liquid amma used every week to clean them at home.

However there was one thing that he had to tell her, in fact that had happened just a few minutes before and he felt as though he would never forget it for a long time, at least not till he heard his mother’s reaction to it. “How could they do such a thing!”-he told himself.

On reaching home, Bala flung the suitcase over the sofa and went inside shouting “Amma, I’m home!”

Amma came rushing out of the kitchen and hugged him-“Oh baby, I was so worried about you all the time da kutty. How was the trip?”

“Great ma, I missed you though, so much that I cried in the night. Next time we will go together ma.”-in the hugs, fighting tears all along, Bala had let it slip, but he didn’t care now.

“So come first and have something to eat. You have become so lean in two days.” Bala couldn’t remember having been fat anytime to become lean now, but of course if Amma said it, he thought he must indeed have become leaner.

Now, happily settled in her lap while she fed him the small bits of Dosa dipped in coconut chutney, Bala regained his cheer and started on the stories. Amma listened to it, all the while making sure at least two pieces of Dosa went in with each story and adding Dosas to the plate almost magically without Bala knowing it.

“Amma something very bad happened when we were coming back. We were traveling in a big van like the one Somu uncle has, what do they call it?”

“Tata Sumo?”

“Yes, that was the one, initially we five people climbed into it and there was a small boy sitting in the backseat. The poor boy didn’t even have proper clothes to wear ma. Then as we were going along, the driver let more people in and now we were eight people. And now the driver tried telling something to the kid and then I realized that he was deaf and dumb ma. I felt so sad! Now the driver wanted to add one more passenger and he asked the boy to go outside and stand on the steps to the backseat holding the extra tire they have-what is that called?”

“Stepney?”

“Ha yes, he was hanging on the stepney ma, all the while when we were climbing down. It was so cold outside but the driver didn’t seem to be bothered about it. At every bend the boy let out a muffled scream, and one lady sitting next to me was actually laughing at it! Then came the worst part, there was a car following us and one guy from that car actually started waving and making signs to this boy who was hanging from a car at this height! And this boy was so excited and he was waving back and responding to it while the passengers of that car were laughing. How could they do it ma? I felt so bad; in fact all the while I was praying to Ganesha that he shouldn’t fall down. I just couldn’t do anything else ma…”-now he was almost on the verge of tears.

Even Amma was so moved she had almost stopped feeding Dosa.

“Its ok da kutty. Things like this do happen” she said finally. But Bala was not convinced. “Could I have done something ma?” She thought for a while and said-“Nothing da, you did the right thing praying for the kid”. But Bala persisted “Really?”

After a long pensive pause she said-“Maybe Bala you could have told the driver and Vignesh anna you will not come in the van if they didn’t let the boy inside. But you are a small boy now right? When you become bigger and stronger you can tell the driver that he is doing a wrong thing and make him get the boy inside.”

“Hmm…” Bala said “That is what even I thought ma, if I were a bigger boy I would have fought with the driver right there.”

“I know da kutty...”

Suddenly Bala’s face brightened-“You know what ma, the driver stopped the van for tea and snacks at Vathalagundu, and some people got off the car, so he let the boy in the backseat again. And I used up all my pocket money to buy chocolates and biscuits and gave them all to the boy ma.”

“That’s my sweet boy! How thoughtful of you!!” and she gave him the affectionate kiss on the cheek that he always yearned to earn from her and went into the kitchen to drop the dishes.

Bala sat lost in the warmth of the hug and kiss before he remembered something and off he went saying-“I am going out to play cricket now ma, Ravi will be waiting for me…”

Monday, July 31, 2006

Lebanon-A lesson in Nuclear Politics

I used to really doubt whether a nation really needed a nuclear arsenal, I believed that the Pokhran explosions and the subsequent minimum deterrent we built were unnecessary provocations. But now I think I understand the dangers of being or atleast appearing weak. The continuous bombing in Lebanon by Israel with scant regard to human life is a case to the point, had Lebanon been a nuclear power the equations would be vastly differen!

Undoubtedly anyone who has followed the events of the past weeks would agree that Israel has defied every international convention with complete impunity. But why? Because they are strong, because they have the US president wagging his tail in their courtyard, I am not mincing words here, the US has done absolutely NOTHING to prevent this from happening, they send Ms. Rice over, but not to press Israel for a ceasefire because they know Israelites wouldn’t listen, but to bulldoze Lebanese government into reigning in Hezbollah. And understandably she has failed. It is undeniable that Hezbollah is a major threat to the region and its act of mounting attack on Israeli territory was nothing short of declaration of war. But that just doesn’t give Israel the right to bomb civilians indiscriminately with the hope of terrorizing Hezbollah into surrender and as an added benefit show other nations including Syria and Palestine who the boss of Middle-East is.

They have killed UN observers, women and children and the heart-rendering scenes brought from Lebanon speak volumes of how low a nation can stoop!

One of the offshoots of this war (which would not be apparent in the immediate future) will be the mass recruitment of the survivors of this tragedy, into terrorist organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah. Infact reports from South Lebanon talk about how Hezbollah is working to provide relief for the civilians.

I am not half as enraged by Israel as I am by the United States of America, Mr. Bush, who goes around the world talking of bringing lasting peace to Middle East, has done nothing but watch from the sidelines. This war has exposed the double standards that he adopts when the “terrorists” are not some Islamic fundamentalists hiding in caves, but bomber aircrafts from Jerusalem blazing the sky killing innocent civilians! His reaction to yesterday’s bombing in Quana village (killing 37 children among 57 civilians) is classic, does our joker call for complete ceasefire and cessation of Israeli hostilities? Nope, all he says is-"(Yesterday's) actions in the Middle East remind us that the United States and friends and allies must work for sustainable peace," The Middle-East would be better-off if you go back to fending cattle in your Texan ranch Mr.Bush!

All we can do is pray for the people of Lebanon, who through no fault of theirs are held up in such a treacherous impasse! May there be peace in middle-east!!

PS: As I am publishing this I see news feeds that Israel is continuing its air-strikes despite the “two-day ceasefire” it had declared for civilians to flee, thanks to a loop-hole in their commitment-so much for human life!

Friday, July 28, 2006

Blogging from Office 2007!

I just stumbled upon this cool feature in Office 2007 Beta (a.k.a Office 12 Beta). When I was trying to create a new document it had the option of creating a new blog post. All you need to do is give your account details and register one time (it has options for Blogger, msn spaces and a few others). From the next time just open a blog document, type whatever you want to publish, click Publish and it is done for you. No more need to go to blogger.com login and go the create post (not to mention the pretty ordinary support for rich text editing) and then wait while it publishes the blog. This is cool!

Monday, June 26, 2006

A simple prayer...

This is actually the prayer of Alchoholics Anonymous and it makes a lot of sense for us sober ones too...

God, Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

The Courage to change the things I can.

And the Wisdom to know the difference!

Amen:).

Friday, June 23, 2006

One sweet conversation...

Dont blame me if you dont understand the conversation...just a brainwave.

Here is a love-lorn boy proposing to his girl...

B: I want to wake up every morning and see your face next to me. I want to hold your hand and walk in the park telling you all the little stories I have stored up since childhood. I want to watch your favorite movie feeling you close to me. I want to comfort your every time you are sad and be comforted every time I am down. I want to hear to all your girlie gossip every day smiling and wincing at the same time. I want to make fun of everything that you do and still enjoy every bit of it. I want to torture you endlessly with my singing, I want to do a million things this way...I can keep listing them for the whole day.

G: hmm…you do all this…And then what?

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

A short story

Following this post is my first serious attempt at a short story in English...whether you like it or not, whether you manage to read till the end or not, whether you are searching me to heap praise or chuck stones, please do pass on your comments (preferably through non-violent means:)..Enjoy.

Iyer's tale

Sadasiva Iyer was very proud of his name and lineage. To anyone who would care to listen, and there were many who would, given his societal status and his job, he would recite every one of his ancestors till late 16th century. It would often end with an official-priest of a king in some obscure Samasthanam in south Tamilnadu.

Iyer was a self-made man. Very early in his life understood the workings of post-independence India. He quickly perceived that the corridors of power were no longer going to be confined with the high-priests and their heirs anymore, but in the hands of a few smart and conniving babus in the government. So he spent all his energies in reaching high echelons of that very babudom which threatened his familial standing and he did exactly that.

He was the Tahsildar of Thillaiyur, a village 30km south of Madurai. A fastidious man, that Iyer was, he got up at four in the morning followed by a strict routine of Pooja, Surya-namaskaram and a series of other activities that were prescribed to be the duty of every Brahmin. He visited the Thillaiyur Siva temple every single day of his life if he was in town.

In his house, aacharam reigned supreme. Noone was allowed to enter the kitchen before taking a bath. There were a set of rules to be followed in the way cooking was done. Food was always served in plaintain leaves for the elders (children were exempted from this requirement as they ended up spilling out of the leaf as much as they ate). The clothes that were to be worn during Pooja had to be washed separately and hung on very high strings out of reach of the naughty kids in the house who enjoyed playing the game of jumping high and touching the tip of the dhoti when Iyer was not around. But when he was there in the house every rule in the rulebook was followed. Iyer lectured everyone in the house on these rules and their interpretations. However any questions from one of the kids on the reason behind a rule were met with a stern stare and a standard explanation-“You will understand when you grow older.’ Subtle nuances that a lady in the house might miss occasionally would be severely reprimanded, for instance tending to a kid after bath would often require taking bath all over again before entering the kitchen. All this aside, Iyer was indeed a good man, he attended to his family’s needs and loved his grandchildren. People in his house followed his rules more out of respect for him than anything else.

Iyer hated his routine disturbed by anything, but his work required travel to adjacent villages once in a while. On such occasions, Iyer took great precautions in arranging his food. Mostly a huge shining tiffin carrier would accompany him if it were a trip for a day. Otherwise he was accompanied by his faithful male-servant (who had joined his household as a kid), Subbu, Subbu was an expert cook and very resourceful. He always managed to find a place for his master in the town with a good kitchen, then washed the whole place to make it ready for Iyer and finally took out the utensils he carried from home and started cooking, by the time Iyer was back from work, food would be ready to be served in fresh plaintain leaves plucked from some nearby farm. Subbu was very thorough in what he did. Above all, he was well-versed in every rule that Iyer required in a cook.

Iyer was retiring from his work in a week’s time, after thirty two years of glorious service. He was eagerly looking forward to the retirement, to be doing his own things; he had planned on spending more time with his Lord Neelakanta in the temple and also to write some books on philosophy. Now as it happened, he had to attend a meeting of Tahsildars in Madurai. Subbu was out of town for a relative’s marriage, but this didn’t matter to Iyer as the affair was going to be just for a day. The ladies in the house packed the food and then found the best plaintain leaves available tied it with the carrier and gave it to Iyer. He boarded the train for Madurai and left, slightly annoyed at this inconvenience at a time when he was just days away from retirement.

The meeting went of well and by evening, when Iyer was getting ready to leave, he noticed the small batch of conspirators speaking in hushed voices, he wouldn’t have bothered much but for the fact that some of them were looking at him as they spoke, and finally one of them, Srinivasan, the Tahsildar from Vinnanur, who was also a good friend of Iyer, went up to the dais and said-“We are all aware of what a great service our friend Tahsildar Sadasiva Iyer has rendered for the past thirty two years, he is retiring this Friday and it would be a shame if we depart without giving him a fitting farewell, and so it has been decided that all of us shall gather at the Town Hall for a grand farewell to Mr. Iyer at 10am tomorrow morning.” Everyone was applauding but noone seemed to be surprised, “Everyone knew..” thought Iyer. As he started to protest, Srinivasan came over and put a friendly hand on his shoulders and said-“Don’t worry Iyerval, everything has been arranged”. “No” protested Iyer “I don’t eat outside food”. At this Srinivasan replied- “I know, that’s why we have made special arrangement with Mani’s to cook food specially for you. You know the place don’t you? Mani Iyer is a good friend of mine. He is a bit eccentric at times, but in cooking there is noone to beat him…” and then lowering his voice to almost a whisper he continued-“All his cooks are Brahmins…”

Ofcourse he knew the place. Infact everyone in and around Madurai knew and had eaten atleast once at Mani’s. They were the reputed to be the best vegetarian restaurant in the whole of Tamilnadu, and their speciality was Mani’s sambhar, which everyone agreed had an aroma they had seldom smelt anywhere before. The smell floated in the air all over the street, many passers-by who didn’t have the faintest idea of dining at a hotel were pulled into the hotel by virtue of this and stood patiently in the queue to get their turn to attack the four-course meal they provided.

Iyer had often wondered about this hotel, especially at the high standards that they maintained in the kitchen, infact the cooks followed every rule he had laid down in his own household and more. They served on plaintain leaf and every cook was a Brahmin who maintained very high standards of personal sanitation. The owner Mani Iyer was a devout Brahmin himself, he ran the hotel with an iron fist in keeping the standards very high. Iyer had always wanted to taste the sambhar once, and when the opportunity presented itself now, he just couldn’t say no. He agreed with the condition that he would eat there only once the next morning and he would bring his own plaintain leaf. To himself, he had even planned a surprise visit to the kitchen of the hotel to see for himself the cooks’ in action before dining there.

And so it was settled that Iyer would come to the meeting after dining at Mani’s.

At the appointed hour, Iyer with Srinivasan by his side, paraded through Lakshmipura Agraharam to reach the hotel, plaintain leaf and a copper vessel filled with water, in hand. He had to agree that the aroma was intoxicating, it reminded Iyer of the sambhar rice his mother used to prepare. He and his siblings used to sit in a row around her putting out their hands when their turns came, gulping down the helping of smooth sambhar rice that tasted like heaven, all the while hearing the story she was reciting on the side. Iyer used to wish that he had lesser siblings so his turn would come quicker. And there used to be a fight almost every time to decide who will have the last helping.

Presently, Iyer came back to his senses-he was not a man to be carried away by such nostalgia, he entered the hotel and went straight to the kitchen, the cooks and helpers were startled for a moment and then they continued their work as if such interruptions were common on any work day.

By this time, Mani, the proprietor of the hotel came running down from somewhere inside greeting them-“Please do come in Sadasivam, Srinivasan has told me everything.” –very few people called Iyer as Sadasivam, but before he could react Mani added-“the hotel is blessed to have great souls like you dining here.” At this he pointed to a small wooden pedestal laid down on the ground which was not too big, but just enough for one person to sit comfortably, not too high, but just enough to sit with legs folded in front-the perfect posture prescribed for a wholesome dining experience. Iyer settled down comfortably on this and spread out his plaintain leaf-sprinkled some water on it and then wiped away leaving the leaf gleaming. The came the servers one by one, each serving one variety of food, in the order laid down in scriptures that noone had read but everyone knew. There was payasam at first, then some dal, then curd-raitha, then three varities of curry followed by rice and ghee. Iyer picked up his kettle and poured some water into his hands and sprinkled the water around the leaf reciting some Sanskrit verses, which offered the food first to God and praying to him that this food go down well with the body that He had given. All the while Mani was explaining to Iyer the origins of the restaurant how well he managed it now, his future expansion plans and what not. Iyer tried to stop him saying-“I don’t talk much when I am eating.” Mani didn’t seem to mind that since he was doing all the talking, causing Iyer to cringe.

Then came the Sambhar, Iyer touched it almost reverentially, and then set down to eating vociferously, by the time he had finished wiping out the last drop of Sambhar on the leaf, the second helping of rice was served to be followed by Rasam, Iyer refused and called for one more round of Sambhar! He was mightily impressed. By this time, he didn’t even want to stop Mani’s rampage of stories about the restaurant, anyone who serves such good food had the right to talk and demand attention too! Iyer listened to him in awe as he finished the rest of the meal.

By the time Iyer washed down the ripe banana with some water, Mani was almost done with his stories. After a very satisfactory belch, which seemed to last forever, Iyer asked-“Mani, you have to tell me how you make this wonderful sambhar! I have never had such amazing sambhar all my life!” At this Mani let out a sly smile of someone who has heard the same question a million times and said-“That is a trade secret Saar. Can’t tell.” Again the same smile, Iyer was not going to let go that easily, he tried a few more tactics, appreciating the ambience of the hotel, the cooks, this and that and again came back to the same question, but Mani just wouldn’t budge. After a lot of such persistent beating about the bush followed by the question, Mani said-“Ok Sadasivam, but not here, even walls of my hotel have ears waiting to know the secret, I will be coming to the railway station in the afternoon to receive my brother-in-law, he works in Bombay and is coming over to my house to spend the summer vacation with his kids, Srinivasan told me your train leaves at 2pm, I will meet you there.”

At this Iyer, had to understand that the conversation was over and moved on, gently patting the shoulders of Mani in respect and awe.

The Town Hall meeting went off really well, with each of the Tahsildars recollecting great moments they had with Iyer and affirming what a great loss his retirement was to the administration. Iyer listened to everything with a smile on his face, but his mind was still revolving around the sambhar he had that morning, he couldn’t wait to get the secret out of Mani, he assured himself that Subbu shall learn the new method pretty easily and he would have the same sambhar everyday of his retired life, every day!! As he was wandering among these thoughts, the meeting came to a finish and everyone bade their farewell to the beloved Tahsildar they had come to honor that day. Iyer too rushed through the goodbyes and hurriedly took the taxi to the railway station

Iyer was standing outside his compartment, just in case Mani should find some difficulty in locating him, there were just five minutes left for the train to start. He had been waiting there for almost twenty minutes, every moment losing the hope of seeing Mani, contemplating whether he should cancel the ticket and go back to the hotel to confront Mani there, Just then Mani appeared with a bright smile on his lips and as much as Iyer tried to hide his anxiety, it was just written across his face.

“Hello Sadasivam, so you have been waiting for me I guess…”

“Not exactly, but so nice of you to have come.”

“Actually the train from Bombay is delayed, so I started a bit late from-”

“So tell me about the sambhar” cut in Iyer, afraid that Mani would start his expositions about his brother-in-law’s vacation plans thus wasting minutes of the precious little time left.

´I will tell you Sadasivam, first board the train, just incase the train starts, it will be difficult for a man of your age to board a running train.”


If anyone else had committed the two cardinal sins of uttering his first name and referring to his advanced age, Iyer would have blasted him on the spot, but now he just said-“Ok, wait near the window.” And he boarded the train, hurried to his seat next to the window.

Mani was waiting outside as the announcement came for the train to depart, Iyer said-“Go on Mani before it is too late.”

Then Mani started with a preamble-“I have been running this hotel for the last 22 years, I have always maintained very high standards of hygiene and quality. For years I tried my best to make the hotel famous, but I just couldn’t raise it above the average. Then one day about ten years back I was roaming on the streets of Rameswaran, after worshipping the Lord, when I was almost pulled involuntarily towards this amazing aroma of sambhar from a small hut on the roadside, I went inside and talked with the lady who was cooking. That day I discovered this technique which I have been practicing for the last ten years, pretty successfully I should say.” At this he gave a mischievous smile which heightened Iyer’s curiosity and he gave an almost child-like gasp-“And what is that?”

Now the train started moving slowly and Mani moving alongside continued-“Well, when you are in possession something so powerful you want to share it with someone right? I have wanted to tell this to someone for a long time, but never found the right person, till today morning when you asked, I am sure you are not coming back to Madurai anymore and there is very little chance of you spoiling my business so I am going to tell you this-“

By now the train was moving at a decent speed and Mani was almost jogging to keep up and he said-“Sadasivam, there is a particular variety of fish called Neiyuru, which is available very rarely and I know the only place in Madurai which sells it. They sell it alive. Everyday I take that fish in a closed vessel and when I reach the sambhar, I take it out in a piece of cloth and dip it in sambhar, the dying fish emits some chemical, I don’t know what which makes my sambhar smell and taste the way it does. Well I do throw away the fish you know, strictly no non-vegetarian in my hotel!” At this he stopped and waved goodbye to Sadasivam.

Sadasivam started vomiting just as the train blew its horns. The horn did stop, but the retching never ceased for the whole of next week.

Friday, June 2, 2006

On Reservations...

I once saw a Tantra T-shirt in a showroom whose caption read-"I love India as long as I dont have to live in it". At first I was revolted...but now I think I will go and buy it.
Disgusted.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Birthday!!!


I completed one more year on this lovely planet and as usual had to pay a price for it...bumps were very severe this time-lot of pent-up emotions I guess:)..

However one conv I had with a friend immediately after the "celebrations" at office was interesting:

P: Arvind, after seeing that, I am thankful that "I am not a guy".
Me: This was just nothing, my worst nightmare would have been having a person like me in the crowd:).
P: Ungalukku poi pavappattene, enna sollanum!!


Sharing my birthday with Bhoopesh is such an honor and having him with me on the day made it more special than ever before!! More on Boo in another post...


Then there were the gifts-an ornamental Krishna painting, a Godfather collector's edition VCD pack(btw, if you didn't guess already, am a mad mad fan of the Big G:)), a box of chocolates(yummy!!!full box'um enakke enakku!!).

Then four days after my birthday was the real fun...I had sent out an invite for dinner at our house, to all my batchmates at Hyd (23 of them) and all of them accepted the invite!!! Wow, we had to cook for 20 people and I tell you there no other experience in the past two years has been more satisfying and enjoyable than this-everything was on large-scale, we finally had a plaintain-leaf dinner under the moonlight (with some candle-light to bolster it;))...it was fun till the end. Janani sang a beautiful song, other enthu narrated his life-story..and after all this we (a core group of die-hard Gf fans watched the Godfather till 4.30 in the morning:)..



Sunday, April 2, 2006

Barber's shop

I remember a story from school in which a man visits a photographer and ends up in a lot of misery. In my case it has always been the barber who is on the wrong side of all my fashion statements. Exactly how often (or seldom) does a person need a haircut? This is a question that has probably been hanging around ever since the chicken-egg paradox was discovered. I would say the answer has more to do with fate than anything else. The day invariably comes when I look at the mirror and the feverishness arises-"Arvind, you just have way too much hair...it doesn't fit your persona!!" and this feeling never subsides until you have the cut(Patta pin unarum manamae)!!

Waiting at the shop is an experience in itself-more so in Hyderabad for there are no Tamil newspapers to browse through (not even English!) and I have to settle for picture-browsing in Telugu papers-and quite uncharacteristically these Telugu reporters seem to have little spice in their lives-for all I get is a gleaming YSR or an agitating Chandrababu Naidu or worse still, an old dilapidated photograph of an actress who just decided that life was too much and took a plunge from the top of the staircase!! Where are all the Shreyas and Genelias!! Dont these guys find them photogenic??!

Then comes the big moment, when you get your turn to sit on that Aasana. How much ever you adjust your head the guy never seems satisfied-"aur thoda aage jaana saab!" (go a little forward Sir) and when you are forward enough to see two images of yourself in the mirror and are not sure which one is getting the haircut, he starts. Now he throws the mythological question the answer to which has caused more misery to me than all the geography exams in school put together! "Short or Medium Saar?"-I find that a lot of people are very well equipped and prepared to answer this question-but yours truly almost never is! Medium means another visit to this wretched place real soon and short means...well we will see that later. This time I said-"Short" and definitely it was Lord Shani Himself seated there on tip of my toungue at that mythical moment when I said that...so short it was going to be...

Normal people usually have the option of stopping the destruction mid-way..on "seeing" what is being done to them they generally say-"Ok that should do." But for a sweet gullible boy like me with an eye-power of -6, well I have very few options other than to wait till the razor decides to stop and I scramble for my glasses to see what a work of art my head of hair has become at the moment. Now this is the point of no return, a sort of a emotional peak-when you want to scream at the top of your voice, but when the guy asks-"Ok hai Saar??" (Is it ok sir?) 'Oh sure it is ok to have a bulldozer run over my head when I am blind..thanks buddy' and I say-"Han ok hai, kitna?" With a proud smirk that might have put Bachanji to shame, he says-"Twenty Five rupees Saar." I pay and walk out, and he is not done yet..."Yehin phir aanaa saar..."(please come again)...Sure my friend-that will happen...but atleast, let me rest in peace until we meet again...

Sunday, March 5, 2006

Basking in poetry...

Adding one more...
Movie: Vettaiyadu Vilaiyadu

"Ulagathin kadaisi naal
Indru thaano enbathu pol,
Pesi pesi theertha pinnum
Etho onru kuraiyuthae!"


Bharathi is one of my favorite poets. Baghu and I used to try our hands at composing some tunes for Bharathiar songs during those idle hostel days. Ofcourse one doesn't expect the standards of Bharathi in movie songs these days, but I do expect to enjoy the lyrics of the song as much as the beats and music carrying it.

I am listing a few lines which impressed me the first time I heard them...

Movie: Thotti Jaya

"Engayo un mugam naan partha nyabagam.
Eppotho unnudan naan vazhntha nyabagam."


Movie: Kadhal Kondaen

"Natpinilae natpinilae pirivu enbathu ethumillai
Un manamum en manamum pesa varthaikal thevai illai."



Movie: Kannathil Muthamittal

"Katrin perisaiyum mazhai padum padalgalum
Oru mounam pol inbam tharumo
Kodi keerthanamum kavi kortha varthaigalum
Thuli kanneer pol artham tharumo.."



Movie: Alaipayuthae

"Kilaiyil kanum kiliyin mookku
Vidalai pennin vetrilai naakku
Bhoomi thodatha pillaiyin patham
Ella sivappum unthan kobam... "


Movie: Ghajini

""Parthu pazhagiya naangu thinangalil
Nadai udai bhavanai matri vittal
Salai munaigalil thuritha unavugal
vangi unnum vadikkai kaatti vittal.

...and there are lot more...will add them next time I listen to them. Do add your favorite lines in the comments if you are reminded of any.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

A ray of hope in TN at last...

Some heartening news from home...
http://www.hindu.com/2006/02/28/stories/2006022818150100.htm
TN High court has struck down the governments ill-conceived attempt to abolish Entrance exams and just use the State Board marks for admissions to professional courses. The State Board exams, if any are a test of memory and recollection capabilities of the students and in no way identify students that can successfully compete in the academic rigor of a professional course. In addition to that seperating since large number of students get the same marks (read 100%), it would be a herculean task frought with pitfalls to rank them. Am happy to see that there is some authority that uses logic in arriving at judgements.
There will definitely be appeals and exploration of other ways of "rescuing" the students...but the government would do extremely well to stipulate one entrance exam for ALL admissions and improve the standard of that exam so students dont face the hassle of preparing for one exam after another.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Baghu Sucks...

Here is the mail from this kaiyalagatha fellow:

From: prasanna s
Date: Feb 13, 2006 1:09 PM
Subject: Feb 13th Treat status.
To: softthinkers , praveen.DS@trilogy.com, karthee_sivalingam@infosys.com

Hi all,
I have been told by Murr that there are a few changes in the scheme of things for the treat that we had planned.

1.The sponsor is now changed from Baghu and miss.x
to
2. The reason of treat now changed from Introduction of miss.x
to
Welcoming back Baghu to the elite group of singles.
3. Date now changed from 13th February
to
'Yet to be decided'

4. Venue no change i.e. 'Yet to be decided'..
Murugu will send a detailed mail regarding the same shortly.

@Murr : is this all fine?

and my reply is "Baghu, You suck!!!"

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Baghuvin Sabatham...

Last year this day, one of our dear friends, Baghu, made a solemn pledge that he reaffirmed countless times with status messages on Yahoo Chat and that was: he will find his dream girl, before the next Valentine's day (that is tomorrow). I initially was (and still am) skeptical of his cupidial abilities. But if anything, Baghu is definitely unpredictable...so we were waiting. This fellow doesnt stop there, he goes on to declare to every soul he has known in the last four years, that he is giving a treat on Feb 13th to everyone and there he will unveil the object of his sabatham to everyone...he is supposed to introduce his girl to all of us on this day. Notwithstanding the ominous threats of GKB-"Mavanae nee mattum emathinaennu vaiyi...eppadi irunthaalum, treat vangama vidamattaen..", Baghu was (and still is) confident. Grand plans are on to give him the bumps of his lifetime should he fail to deliver, but somewhere in the corner of my mind there is still a ray of hope left for this maverick, adament, self-conceited (but loveable) rascal...lets wait and see. As Ram's status reads...today is definitely the judgement day.

Thursday, February 9, 2006

Salam Hyderabad...

These are some reasons why I love this city:

1. Friends- it has truly been a college away from a college here, we are a gang of about 15 guys, we completely enjoy each other's company-I feel like I have rediscovered each one of them after college...more on each one of them in a seperate post:).
2. Roads- the first thing that strikes you on landing in Hyderabad are the amazing roads that connect the whole city (the unruly traffic running on it is a sad story, but we will ignore that for the moment). They are really wide and well-laid, making driving a great experience.
3. Eat Street-my favorite hang-out, a bunch of eateries just on the banks of Hussain Sagar Lake-a lake and food at one place-what more could your truly ask for?? A stroll along the lake is enough to cure the worst headache and releive the stress-the breeze here competes with that in the beaches in Chennai.
4. Cooking (ofcourse by JP and Bhoopesh)-the initial 6 months were horrible-I had to go scouting for decent food every night and breakfast was a word absent in our dictionary. Then we slowly started-initially just with curd rice, then moved on to many more delicacies (courtesy: Bhoobi ofcourse). Now, on normal days we have a full three-course south indian meal ending at around 1am in the next morning:).
5. Shopping at Hyderabad Central (esp. when there is a sale:) and watching a movie at Prasadz. I have watched movies in gutter-like theaters in Chennai (Devi theater is one example where the low-lifes sell tickets officially in black!!). Here at Prasadz, you can do the booking online and just walk in about an hour earlier, pay for it and collect the tickets. The ambience and facility inside the theaters has to be seen to be beleived!
6. Temples-occasionally we visit a beautiful but crowded temple called Chilkur Balaji temple. I kinda like a small silent Hanuman temple near our house where you dont have to stand in queues and you dont bump into acquaintances who want to talk about everything under the sun inside the temple premises.
7. KBR Park-This park deserves a special mention among the various parks available in the city-they are all amazingly well-maintained. In this park we have a walk-way of about 6km along the circumfrence of the park open to public-the cleanliness of this walkway (inspite of being a free entry) and the greenery surrounding it makes it an ideal destination for a morning/evening walk.
8. Our Friday night activities-these have varied over time starting with watching movies on the VCD player huddled together in the hall, to playing board games like Business, Scotland Yard etc. Now we have a subset of us preparing for a Yoga course which takes away most of their time and so the rest of us are waiting...:)
9. Microsoft parties- being singles (every one of us AFAIK), we are not allowed to stalk any clubs/parties. So we relish the occasional parties that Microsoft hosts to the fullest extent...dancing our hearts out singing until everyone's voice is a mere croack.
10. Restaurants-once you are ok with spending, Hyderabadi hospitality and cuisine opens its doors to you-there are some superb restaurants like Angeeti,Mainland China,Chutneys,Utsav, Ohris-which are sure to burn a deep hole into your pockets, but are worth every bit of it when you do it occasionally. Then there is this small mess called Kakatiya (quite far from our house) where you would get the most satisfying meal for a paltry Rs. 28-their customer service would put every other restaurant I mentioned previously, to dust! It is truly six-sigma!!
11. Cars-Two of our guys Naresh and Arun have bought cars and all of us like to jump-into one of them whenever the occasion arises (or we might create one:) and these two wonderful souls have never ever refused us a ride and even take the pains of choosing the right CD to play during the ride at the right volume to make it a real pleasure ride.
These are the ones that come to my mind now..will add-on to them as I remember..

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

MSN Search Rocks!

First time, ever since the day I saw the super-cool desktop of Windows XP, I have fallen in love all over again with a Microsoft product-MSN desktop search-I tried it twice before (Beta versions) and they sucked big time, slowing down my machine and every search taking longer than a manual search. But the latest version just rocks-I have indexed the whole of my hard disk (80 GB) and my email and still it is able to search stuff in seconds-almost akin to a web-search.
The link for downloading it is here. However remember that patience is a virtue, just hold on till it completes indexing your stuff before expecting results.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Bharat Hotel Mahabaleshwar- A bad experience

This piece is written purely with the intention of warning tourists going to Mahabaleshwar about the experiences of our group with one particular hotel called Bharat Hotel at Tapola Road. I have attached some pictures of the hotel as well. You can ignore this post until you plan to visit Mahabaleshwar.

First of all since we were 11 people travelling, these guys had initially promised us 6 rooms each with 2 people and then changed it to 3 rooms with 4 people in each at the same rate which perplexed us from the start. When we finally reached there they showed us one room with 11 cots-to say I was enraged would be euphemistic. Then finally they settled on 3 rooms but refused to alter the rates.

If there is one thing I really really hate about business establishements, it is apathy towards customer experience. When I told them that we are from 4 different software companies and we could give them good publicity among friends if they treated us well, the reply I got was this-"This hotel is there for the last 52 years Sir, we dont need any publicity". I didn't need much time to find out that they have been in existence for 52 years, for pretty much nothing seemed to have been altered in their rooms in those fifty-odd years.


The sole sources of light for the room were two weak bulbs, which looked like relics from stone age.



And the biggest shock was the state of the toilets, I dont want to go into the details here, for the sake of decency, but I would leave it with the observation that I have seen public latrines which are maintained better.


The chairs looked like they had been used as Pan spitting booths at one time and the the wood on the cot was peeling away.

They advertise about presence of "Indoor and Outdoor games"-I am not sure about the outdoor stuff, but the "indoor games" were a TT table and a pool table-one photo would describe their disgusting state more than I can in words.



I was seriously surprised and almost laughed out when the manager casually asked us on being informed of our decision to leave a day early-"Why sir, is anything wrong?"!!!

And for all this BS, we had to shell out Rs 660 per head per day (came to 7260 for 3 rooms one night stay). Luckily on taking a stroll around the city we landed in MTDC hotel, which was amazing. I had never expected such commitment and customer service at a government establishement. The very next day we shifted to this hotel and the cost for the next night stay was 2678 (243 per head) without food ofcourse, but the difference between the two was a whopping 357 per day and any one of us can vouch for the fact that the food at Bharat hotel was not worth more than 150 per day.